Why is It Like That

Me and the Boss

When I take a long time I am slow
When my boss takes a long time he is thorough

When I don't do it I am lazy
When my boss doesn't do it he is too busy

When I do something without being told I am trying to be smart
When my boss does the same that is initiative

When I please my boss I'm ass-kissing
When my boss pleases his boss he's co-operating

When I do good my boss never remembers
When I do wrong he never forgets